Holy Dog War!

My dear friend Sarah sent me this exchange, between two churches that face each other across a busy street in Castle Rock, Colorado.

Comments

[Kevin]

Tell Sarah the cars in the background of the Catholic church sign never seem to move, and the lighting on the palm fronds at the Presbyterian church doesn't either.

But it made me laugh.

[aroyo]

Good Lord - pun intended - that is hillarious. Please...puhleeeeez don't let snopes dispell that.

[Kate]

I love it, but it's photoshop. And it's so unlikely that Presbyterians would argue about pets in heaven.

[Nancy Rommelmann]

Oh. Well. Still. Funny.

[fogharty]

It was made with the church sign generator

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

[Eric]

Hillarious!!!!! The Church Sign Generator site is way cool.

[bravescott]

Oh my doG - that was funny !!

[Bustednuckles]

If my dogs are not in Heaven when I get there, I am going to come looking for you.
There had better be rocks too, I kinda like them in my whiskey and something to stand on when I am fishing.
If you try to tell me there are no fish in Heaven, we are going to have a problem, my cats really like them, and I have a good time trying to catch them, something about feeding five thousand people with three of them, ya know.
Get over yourselves. God created everything, including ass holes.
How's that working for ya?

[Nancy Rommelmann]

Mr. Busted Knuckles seems to be under the impression I created one or both of these church signs. Oh well.

[Sara]

Dog spelled backwards is god.

[Mookie]

Dogs are the Gods of dyslexics.

[Cooker]

BTW, those churches are not in Castle Rock, CO.

[Ivan]

Hmm, not to rain on parades, but I've read the Bible and am haven't found any instance where even humans go to heaven other than Elijah, Jesus, and maybe Enoch. Isaiah has a vision of Heaven, but comes back to earth shortly after. Jesus says to the thief on the cross, "today" you will be with me in Paradise and then Jesus didn't go to heaven for quite a few days after that.

Oh well, the battle, fake or real was funny enough.

[Paul]

Actually I think Mr. Busted Knuckles is directing his threat at the Big Guy himself. Who else would you go "looking for" to complain about heaven?

P.S. If you make it to heaven and still have a bunch of complaints, then I have news for you: you didn't really make it to heaven...

[Damien]

Didn't Bette Midler sing that Dog is watching us, from a distance?

[BobN]

If dogs don't go to heaven, I want to go where they go.

[Dave G303]

That's not in Castle Rock, CO. The trees in the background are live oaks which don't grow in Colorado. There's a palmetto by the Presby's sign and sandy soil by the Catholics' sign. Getting palmettos to grow outdoors in CO takes a ton of work. I'd guess that it's actually in Florida and is Photoshopped. None of the Presby's that I've ever met would get into such a peeing contest over an issue like that. I could easily see the Southern Baptists doing that.

[Nancy Rommelmann]

As commented above, and as mentioned in Andrew Sullivan's link: this was made with the church sign generator:
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

[Jay]

It would also help if they learned to spell. "Catholocism"?

[ed]

Yikes people. It's cute. Leave it at that.

[Nancy Rommelmann]

Thanks, Ed! You should have read the comment I had to delete. I like cursing as much as the next girl, but this one was beyond.

[dan]

Book of Tobit? dog is sent to with an angel...

Protestants reject Tobit. Not in King James.

[M. Derbecker]

...what about bunnies?

[Robert J. Wedl]

Maybe by better defining "soul" we can better decide which "souls" provide the "visa" to whatever lies in the next phase of the souls life. Since humans are animals, one can hardly suggest that animals do not have souls now can we. Did Neandrathal's have souls? This "soul thing" is a slippery slope.

[enchant®scoot]

Thanks for this one. Being a Abraham-Hicks fan myself, this is ever the more hilarious. Resistance truly is futile...let go folks. Have fun with it...the GOD is able to choose HIS thoughts, no? Well being, our natural state, includes adoring the contrast....as well as embracing that which feels good.

[M. Derbecker]

All this is very well and good but, to return to my original point, WHAT ABOUT THE BUNNIES?

[Ginny]

With the second coming of Christ, the angels will appear on horses at the four corners of the earth. Obviously, horses are animals, therefore all animals go to heaven. And if one looks into the eyes of a dog, one sees the pure soul of a dog who loves his master unconditionally.

[Laura Schmidt]

My cat is looking a bit worried.

Laura

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