You want to hear how cool Ryan Biornstad [blue vest], singer/guitarist/keyboardist of the band PYRAMIDD, formerly Starfucker, and current barista at Ristretto Roasters is? I worked with him ALL YESTERDAY MORNING, the day there was an article about his band changing its name ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE NEWSPAPER [note: for reasons unknown, NOT on the Oregonian website yet], and he said not one word about it, not one little peep. Whereas when I have an article on the front page of the paper, I ANNOUNCE IT WITH GREAT FREQUENCY, while trying to appear humble as I BREAK OUT THE BASS DRUM and (boom!) once again slip in that I have an article on the front page of the motherfucking paper!
Ryan didn't say a word.
Anyway, the band is great and getting very successful (not that this equals success but: one of their songs is now running on a Target commercial; yeah, you know you've heard it), and they really did run into trouble when called Starfucker, people not writing about them or booking them. I think this is idiotic, but it was a fact. Ryan and I talked about it a bunch of times; talked about his impatience with having to come up with a new name. Not that he was opposed, just, there were so many other things he'd rather be doing.
Including going on tour again next month, this time in Europe. We adore Ryan, adore adore adore. Yay PYRAMIDD or whatever you're called xxx