Woman, 40s: "So I'm going into Safeway, the one of Broadway with a Starbucks in it, and this homeless guy comes up to me and says, 'Can you get me a Frappacino?' I told him, a Frappacino is like five bucks -- I'd buy him a cup of coffee."
Man, 70s: "I had my flag out there at five this morning -- I'm a veteran. Some gal from down the street comes up later, with another gal, and asks me what war I was in. I tell her to guess. 'Korea?' she says. I tell her, a little before that, and her friend says, 'World War 1?' I tell her, no, that little war in between."